OK, update time.

If you're reasonably close, let's talk. Cyber is totally out of the question, so don't bother. If I sense stupidity, don't hold your breath because you'll hyperventilate your ass waiting for me to respond. I don't mind flirty talk, but only to a point. Anything else, forget it. I have a real cooch, so if that ain't your thing, then tough shit and move on. I'm looking to get laid, of course, and I prefer girls to have dicks (although cooches are always welcome). Select dudes, and I do mean select, are also welcome if I'm in the mood. If you're from some fucking third-world country, I know you can't understand what I'm writing but fuck off is pretty universal I think.

Other than that, I'm just a sweetie :-).